The Nut Drinking Game

Did you know??? Chestnuts...

The sweet chestnut is a native of South Europe but is planted elsewhere extensively for both nuts and timber. The nuts can be used in soups, fritters, porridges, stuffings and stews, as well as being roasted or boiled whole. Available fresh (in autumn), dried, canned - whole or pureed, or ground into flour. Dried chestnuts need soaking for at least 1-2 hours and boiling for 45-60 minutes, fresh need boiling for 40 minutes before being peeled. Preserved in syrup they become the famous delicacy, Marron-glace. High in starch, but low in protein and fat, 100g chestnuts contain 36.6g carbohydrate, only 2g protein (the lowest of all nuts) and 2.7g fat.

Drink if...

Adam

• Talks about his tomatoes
• Tells anyone to shut up
• Looks like the Devil (or any other Biblical Figure)
• Thinks Rick is Dumb
• Discusses the physics of beer
• Talks about sauce
• Eats a big Salad (twice if it has tomatoes and sauce)

Alex

• Forgets to mention the forty when she says she'll be five minutes late
• Interrupts with a complete and total non-sequiter
• Can be seen visibly 'wondering'

Bill

• Is clueless
• Puts off Graduating
• Takes too long telling a story
• Shows up late
• Shows up early (if this happens, everyone must finish their beer)
• Tries to organize anything

Bo

• Hits Bill
• Tells Bill to stick out his tongue
• Is angry
• Quotes a movie and acts surprised when you don't know the quote
• Three times if it's a John Belushi of John Candy line
• Describes his dis-like for Los Angeles in any detail

Clark

• Is bitter
• Says "technically" while making and argument
• (Again if he's completely wrong)
• Smokes a filtered cigarette
• Bitches about someone who isn't female
• Bitches about someone who is female
• Flexes
• Smiles so you can see all of his teeth (including his molars)

Curt

• Calls anyone "Baby"
• Twice if it is Bill
• Hangs Brain
• Has on his person more technology than all of GE combined
• Is sick, sleepy or drunk
• Is sick, sleepy and drunk
• Puts crappy music on the stereo
• Fall asleep while drinking a beer (drink twice)
• Eats something that would cause ulcers in normal, human stomachs

Ellen

• Talks faster than human hearing
• Initiates a 'Piss-and-Chug'
• Play innocent while smiling devilishly

Geoff

• Says something rude
• Emits something rude
• Starts talking about the physics or engineering principles behind anything
• Starts a sentence with "You know what's weird..." or "You know what's f'ed..."
• Is neurotic about something
• Isn't wearing shorts
• Contemplates too long

Jen

• Drinks a beer (If this happens everyone must kill the keg!)

John

• Does something cool (i.e.fixes something, mixes a good frozen drink for someone else...)
• Apologizes needlessly
• Apologizes for apologizing
• Plays DJ
• Says something disparaging about an ex-girlfriend
• Twice if she is present

Kate

• Asks for a hug
• Flirts

Leda

• Mentions being naked
• Is naked
• Grosses anyone out with naturalness
• Is wearing shoes
• Is wearing a bra. (twice if you can prove it)

Liam

• Starts to sing
• Gives a woman a backrub
• Speaks about Ireland, the Irish or mentions that he is, in fact, Irish
• Calls anybody "Larry"
• Complains that it was always called "Geoff and Liam's" apartment, not the other way around

Ray

• Laughs his goofy laugh
• Starts chanting USA! USA! USA!
• Does something remotely religious
• Doesn't call the girl
• Laughs at the story that he's telling as he's telling it

Rick

• Flirts
• Talks about women
• Is confused
• Is confused about women
• Sings a note so low it doesn't register in the human ear (twice if he's playing the guitar)

Sarah

• Goes to the basement
• Talks too loud because she's drunk
• Picks a fight
• Calls Bill "George"
• Leaves clothing around the house
• Comes back from a bar without stealing something
• Takes more than 5 seconds to realize that everyone is laughing AT her, not with her

We

• Quote the 'Friday Song'
• Have to explain the past to a 'newcomer' so they'll understand an inside joke
• Recite a pre-programmed response
• Use any kind of twisted logic to rationalize something stupid we've done.

General

• Twice if high school is mentioned
• Something large of Ray's is mentioned
• The only people left awake in the house don't live there
• Someone is not sleeping over
• Anytime anything other than beer is being discussed
• The "Sailing Channel" is on TV
• Anyone mentions the Discovery Museum
• Anyone mentions the DPW
• One of Adam's friends gets married or engaged
• Anyone cooks with garlic
• The Simpsons are quoted
• If anyone who should be at the party calls
• If the phone rings and the caller asks for someone who doesn't live at the Nut